I'm sure the person had a full proof plan. In fact, while it was happening you could probably hear funky jazz being played over the bus radio. It was just like ocean's 11 only this time with even more ocean... because of the fucking penguin he had stuffed into his trousers.
Yeah. I know it's made up dude.
Thought we were both on the same page with that. I said oceans 11 due to the penguin, then you would say something like, "is that a penguin in your pants or are you just getting kicked off the bus." Then I would say something about the way the penguin smuggler had to waddle to hide the penguin; thus becoming the thing he was trying to steal.
But then shit got real... unlike this story.
Thought we were both on the same page with that. I said oceans 11 due to the penguin, then you would say something like, "is that a penguin in your pants or are you just getting kicked off the bus." Then I would say something about the way the penguin smuggler had to waddle to hide the penguin; thus becoming the thing he was trying to steal.
But then shit got real... unlike this story.