Had this shit happen... Despise a coworker of mine, and this day she was being extra herself... I had to walk around smiling to the customers just like this
Every freaking night, when I get this one particular person who just has to complain at how much he hates his job because he has to work every night, he works for three hours a night driving His car, listening to his music, while I'm stuck standing for 7 to 8 hours straight plus stocking shelves taking out garbage waiting on customers that for whatever reasons happen to wander in at 2 am, or cleaning up after the occasional person who decides to play farm animal and shit right beside a perfectly good toilet! It takes every ounce of my will to not pull this guy across the counter and faceplant him on the tile I stand on!
We don't want you to be here too long, either.