Take all the rain you can get

Or it was on purpose to fuck with you.

Home defense

Sorry I thought you were the guy I was told to water

Maybe they asked for a water feature

When you show your house dank memes

It's actually really cool, but....
YOU HAD ONE JOB ARCHITECT!

You have a personal waterfall! How can you not feel blessed? From someone on the other side of the street, it must look like the house of some sort of mage or water master.