We're actually keeping up with a philosophers' name theme. Calvin is from John Calvin and Hobbes is from Thomas Hobbes. Bacon is likely from Francis Bacon. Explains a bit why Calvin and Hobbes comics get so deep while simply being honest.
"Donald trump is in my closet!" This part made me both laugh and cry. Part of me is ashamed of showing support for trump, but I would not have preferred Hillary either (sorry for bringing politics in)
Don't toy with my emotions...