This looks pretty badass

Now I propose they carry around medieval swords and rename their head of police Arthur while conducting meetings around a round table

How heavy thou..and how can one run?

And so we come full circle.

Knives....and axes....

Ok...but it's effective right? Don't take the piss out of them for doing something to protect themselves.

Crazy things are happening in Germany.

Good thing they have such strict gun control to solve all problems with violence.