Where do I find a place like this? Oh wait

...but you also have no money

http://i.imgur.com/sy4XdFO.jpg
Thanks though.

And so much stupid, useless crap like this.

Charles Manson was one of the crazy characters

And there's also cancer

"an endless number of ways to feel alive"? You mean feel dead inside

Money was difficult to obtain, starting stats were trash and leveled slowly, complicated UI, multiple bugs with the personality and health settings, and unsavory sensations referred to as feelings. Would not recommend