Like a boss!

*bursts through wall*
LIKE THIS!

*slowly rising from beneath the floor, like a hellish elevator* I prefer.... A bit more subtlety... *sips from my glass of red wine as a flurry of rose petals comes to rest at my feet*

Nice, but I prefer the Kool aid man, randy savage method

You've triggered my inner grammar Nazi
*breaks

Maybe a car failed to stop and smashed into the tree.