Revered logic

Inside I'm super pissed, but I'm too shy to say anything.

Nah, I tell you if you are on my seat. We are halfway through the semester and now you decide you wanna sit there? I don't think so, fucker

This is funny because it's true.

I straight up sat beside the person sitting in my seat. I don't care how empty the room is, I'll graze your damn knee with the palm of my hand till you get the message.

In bio class last semester, my normal seat would always seem to get taken on exam day.
Like, can you not? I need to be more like Sheldon and tell people "you're in my spot".

I sit on the first row right in front of the teacher
So it's always waiting for me

We have a dedicated row for my friends and I and if anybody sits there we're like "No. What are you doing. This is not right"

I got in a fight because I was sitting on my seat and this gal wanted to sit there but I didn't leave so she threw my stuff on the floor and I slapped the bitch. (I snapped. sorry)

The main difference is that you can CHOOSE where you sit in college forever

Me: You're in my spot
Them: Can't you move?
Everyone else: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

It's stupid in high school because you do not get to pick where you sit.