Don't be a

Potato sofa

My first thought was potato chair

Couch potato

I thought cheesy potato

Ham chair

I realised it was a potato afterwards...

i thought it was a salty bench...

Don't be a sofa?

I'm going to make one tomorrow. It will be posted.

I can't be the only one who thought it was a pineapple at first

Don't be a... the fuck

Sofa spud?