At least

And my dogs can "sense" when it's dinner time for them

Jesus guys it was a joke. Let's see if I can fix it... uhmmm, the cop probably helped him right away, and wasn't freaked out at all because there was a talking dog who could tell time.

I knew you were joking :) I was just sayin'

I had another one about the cop probably not helping because of the dogs coat color, but I thought it was too racy.

Racy/offensive is always funny in my opinion
Ps. That was punny

Glad you picked up on the pun of it being racy.