At least he parked inside the lines

Parking skills tho

Now I know people say things like "he has a small penis", etc. However, driving one of those trucks feels good. Like I driven multiple trucks and it feels like you're at the top of the world. It's also with modified cars where it feels good to go fast or they look really cool.

I bet he's a eunuch

True story. One of these was parked outside of Publix and I was going inside to get ham. You know, for ham and cheese sandwiches. Cause y'know I had bread and cheese. Anyways. This young lady, she's like 5'1" , she strolls out with a bag of groceries and climbs in this thing and drives away. I bought turkey instead.

my brother has a lifted truck. got a truck cheap and did all the work himself. he goes to the mud pits with his daughter, it is their bonding time. you never know the meaning behind peoples goods. my father always likes vans for the reason he likes the height that lets him see over the traffic. it makes him feel safer, i am sure many truck drivers are like this. i personally am a car guy, preferably firebird, but i am currently driving a malibu maxx. it has a v6 good on gas, good on pep and i was able to haul 10 foot long pvc and was able to close the hatch. i love that car.

At least he parked in the spot, amd not like a douche