Break the rules

Wanna throw me out of a friendship for your GF/BF?
NAH YOU STUCK WITH ME SON

Neither are great

You know all you need to do is step back, then you can do whatever you want.

That's so petty though... denying someone else happiness out of spite because they didn't choose you? Man, just let it go.

But he's gunna get an owie on his hands :(