Please don't sleep with your Machoke

At least he's not machoking you out.

Sleeping with your Darkrai: You're fucked and so are your dreams

Sleeping with your Gardevoir... Oh shit.

Sleeping with your wailord: fuck

Sleeping with your Muk: don't

Machoke me daddy

Sleeping with your charmander.... House burned

Sleeping with your WAAAAAABUFET!

Sleeping with no pokemons bcs even they don't want you

Double standards hahah

Sleeping with your palkia: why the fuck are we in space?

If you're going to play the Machoking game, you should always use a "spotter".

I really wish that I knew what these Pokémon are so that’s I can laugh about it