It is exponentially decaying

I'll give you a thumb so you can calculate your upward slope lol

I got: You're very successful, wealthy, and drowning in V/P depending on sexual orientation as my answer... I'm guessing that's wrong because I suck at math.

Nah. I use lim h->0: (f(x+h)-f(x))/h

Slope? Dude x=1

Relevant math puns

Nah, it's more like:
A(-B^X)+c

A line going straight down wouldn't have a slope