Do it like a man

Nothing too clunky incase you... slip.

Something simple, Like a chainsaw. However that part is more open to variety.

Chainsaw clippers? Like scissors but with chainsaws instead of blades?

If you can get your hands on a pair of chainclippers, sure. Go ahead.

They're not too hard to find. Just go to your local Lowes or what have you.

Frankly, I don't bother. It much cheaper just to use a sawbkade.

Of course, how should I know. A woman grows facial hair faster than I do.

A real man wouldn't shave down there