How to protect yourself against the wild

Because I'll remember all these facts when I'm in a dangerous situation

For the bear one I thought "Falcon Puuuunnchhh"

I like how there's no advice for the kangaroo other than to lay there and take it

With the alligator/crocodile run in a zigzag

Sharks are really really easy to kill. One solid pat to the snout should make them run away.

Why do you not jump in water with bees?

i love how all of these are saying to attack something that is ridiculously close to the teeth designed to kill you