me as a parent

This parent must be very proud

Nice sticker bought from those corporate masters. It's a nice idea though. Sells great.

So, basically a kid not doing well in school.

As long as your quoting Carlin why not get his other bumper stickers: "We have a daughter in public school who hasn't been knocked up yet." And "We have a son in public school who hasn't shot up his classmates, but he does sell drugs to your honor student plus he knocked up your daughter."