The right way to do it

Perfect

Greg seems nice

I already love you Greg

But to some moronic people, he's horribly offensive.

Be like Greg.

Hi, I'm Greg, I'm just a well-adjusted person.

Greg is lit

I wanna be friends with Greg in real life.

*if you try to offend or make fun of me, I'll make passive aggressive memes about it

Basically what you need to live in US after Trump becomes president.

What the fuck is a Cis gendered humankin though. Is that even necessary. Why can't he just say "I'm Greg, nice to meet you, what's your name?"

@xvarnah
Dunno why

Everything after "Hi, I'm Greg" is a bunch of made up, special snowflake, nonsense and should be ignored, along with any imbecile who thinks it's relevant.