Who the hell eat like this?!

He probably deserves it. That doesn't happen unless you deserve it.

Since I was a kid I've always scraped the cheese off, ate down to the crust then folded the cheese into the crust. I did it back then so the cheese would cool off but I can't eat a slice of pizza normally now. People always look at me like I just killed their cat.

I'd recommended either therapy or beheading

who else is thinking of rolling it up and eating it like a burrito?

I think your friend was trying to profess their undying love in the form of a cut out pizza heart.

I eat pizzas that way too :p