I would so watch that

We actually do need this! I could be a judge, I loooovvvve food and hate sour cream.

I volunteer as tribute to be a judge!

I'm so picky I'd be the best judge
I'll be the new Simon of cooking

"It's too spicy"
"This is a dessert, there's just cinnamon and a bit of nutmeg"
"Too spicy for me, you're out"

I would be a great judge as someone who is extremely picky about all foods

they'd all just make bacon cheeseburgers with extra bacon.

btu wouldn't "creme fraise" translate to strawberry cream?

YES