Well then....This is happening

Power to us

I think they're gauging time by when they end school. So 2019

Or maybe they made this in 2016

Probably

You either are or aren't a millennial, you do not become one. If you were born between 1984 and 2000 you're a millennial. (Some "experts" go as far back as '80 or as late as '04)

*drops to knees*
I'm a millennial.
Oh god, do I have to work at Starbucks?

Or a micro brewery

Or...a vegan cafe?

You know it
;)