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7 years ago by celticrose · 1496 Likes · 14 comments · Popular

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buttscarleton · 7 years ago · FIRST

This car will kill me
Not from any accident
I don't deserve this

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deleted · 7 years ago

If I drive too slow
The Utah jazz and I won't
Get to the big game

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timebender25 · 7 years ago

This is pretty good.
Unfortunately, I'd die.
Because I can't drive.

timebender25 · 6 years ago

This still holds, in truth.
It's been a year but I suck.
Have not passed yet.

katnisseverdeen_ · 7 years ago

This looks rather cool.
What a pity I can't drive.
Because I'm sixteen.

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matthewg · 7 years ago

Finally, a car roomy enough for me to have sexy times in.

tony007 · 7 years ago

I would like to ride a car like that, but safety becomes a very big issue

kamatsu · 7 years ago

That car is quite large,
Who would need that many seats?
They made a deathtrap.

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buttscarleton · 7 years ago

The car is now full
But my soul is now empty
I'll drive off a cliff

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deleted · 7 years ago

The cliff is so steep
My passengers scream so loud
The car blows up good

buttscarleton · 7 years ago

Last second evac
I am a mass murderer
The car is to blame

deleted · 7 years ago

I shall purchase one
Lots to unalive today
I too blame the car

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syninator · 7 years ago

I hope this isn't a real vehicle.

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timebender25 · 7 years ago

You broke the pattern.
We were posting in haikus.
Shame on you. (Kidding.)

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