I spy

This is really good news. I'm sorry if you've heard this for probably a million times, but... are you okay?

HAh
I am going to dodge that question

Yeah, Rosalinas has been dodging questions too. You are too alike.

Wait what?

I have been what!?

Ross! :o/

What's that face

The o is a nose

But why the / ?

And of course I know the o is a nose

Error 404

Yes?

Curiouser and curiouser

About?

I'm trying to keep up this conversation *adjusts glasses nervously*

I guess we do thr talkie talkie then?

Muffins are decent creatures

Muffins are food...

Your point?

Food ain't creatures

Crackers are great pets

No.

They are!

They're not fluffy

No but you don't need to feed them

Yea but you, Mr whateveryourlastnameis gonna eat them within a blink of an eye

*munching crackers* Huh?

High pitch voice* see!

No this is their mother
I'm eating her in front of them to traumatize them

That's not very nice...

I have a pet fish stick, it's very loving.

Don't you eat it

I'm only kidding

Eat it

That feels like a betrayal

With ketchup!

Betrayals with ketchup are the best kind

Yup.

I have dych mixed feelings right now...
Like should I ship or should I not

Ship what? :o?

You and her

Ross no
no no no
She's 13
I
no
no no no no

Well you can have a platonic relationship till she's 15 or something

I'll be fourteen in a month or so, but still... shipping?

Shrugs* that's on Danny
Do you think he's cute

Honesly, who doesn't?

That's not a valid question.

Well
Do you think he is normal cute
Or cute kind of cute
You know!

Next question please

Shakes you by the shoulders* answer!

Alright, the second. That doesn't mean anything. Go ship with someone else.

I thought you wanna be shipped?

Alright maybe, but this is your man.

MY man is an idiot
Whispers* also I wanna see his reaction to this mess

He'd probably laugh, and then internally panic.

He's better panic hard
Or imma smash his stupid face
But adorable
He's so fucking adorable but so stupid

We should summon him

Even if we summon him
He won't get here any time soon
Like maybe in 5 hours

Ja, it's around 4.00 for him

And he only has internet when he's at school

Do you know why that is?

I do
... I feel like I'm keeping people of fs updated about him

Well, you are. Get used to it. So why is it?

A snow storm ruined the electricity so no Wi-Fi
Also he left his phone somewhere
That he isn't even bothered to go look for it to read my messages
I'm totally killing that dumbass

Oh, well if you kill him please leave it in decent condition.

Can't I keep him in my fridge?

It would spoil the ice cream

Can't I have another fridge?

You can, but it's not good for the environment.

Imma go to the north then? Where it's cold

Follow him to Sweden. Do you know which part he lives in? Just curious.

Not really
I would ask but we don't have much time to chat privately

... I leave for a few hours and this is what happens

A few hours!?
A FEW HOURS!?

Shouldn't have said that...

Yea cause now I'm upset
But I'm always upset
Thank to SOMEONE

You see? His reacrion is just as I predicted. Do you want RosZee to sail, or not?

Well
Uhmm idk he is an idiot
But I like him
A lot ;-;

So the ships sails

Nope

If it takes a bird, a sextant, and assorted navigation tools, the ship will sail.

A sextant? What is that
Sound rather interesting tho

A thing used for star navigation.

Oh
That is less dirty than I thought...

Well anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

I once read a nsfw one where a girl kinda got raped with a gun that way...

Who writes that, I wonder.

You wanna read it?
His name is Anthony
He's a cocky asshat but good at writing stories like that

Cocky asshat describes a lot of people.

Cockier than I prefer
But very seductive...
He's an interesting guy I suppose
At least that's what he shows

What people show is often different than what they're actually like.

Shrugs* who knows
besides It is fun to enjoy stupid dramas he creates on vent tho (it's an app)
And I don't really care much about him as we don't talk or anything

He sounds great

He would be greater with a dildo in his ass
Sorry, I just sexually dislike him

Then do it. Shove a dildo into his arse

I don't know him
Or I would have tied him into a table and had him at my mercy
How can I dislike someone so much without actually knowing them

I dislike Mr. Trump, yet I have never met him in real life.

He's hard not to dislike tbh
But hey, at least his youngest son is a cute kiddo

Yeah, his son looks like an anime character.

Hope he grows up unlike his father
And stays being adorable

I do, too.

Whispers* this talk gonna get stuck if we dont do something crazcraz

*screeches like a dying cat*

I have never had a dying cat...

Neither have I, though my old friend did. A horrible experience.

Pets here usually leave or get stolen before they get to that age so...

... hi

Ignores you*

Hi gamzee. Still using the school's internet?

Yeah. It kind of sucks.

Why ain't the electricity fixed yet!!!
It's cold there
How do you survive without the heater
My poor babe ;-;

... We have a... fire heater? It's basically that you put in wood in a heater-thing and burn it. We're fine xD

I love that!
It seems romantic

Do you know when you'll have electicity back? We miss you.

Sil sometimes you make me think...

Oh, come on. You know what I mean.

Narrows eyes* you do like Daniel...

Not in that way, but I know that you do.

Are you sure you're not?

Yes, quite sure. I haven't had a crush since I was 7 years old.

Well time to change that!

I am not easily swayed

I'm very likeable tho

I know. But I will not fall for you.

Gaps* was that a challenge

Oh no.

What?
We are not official :3

... :o/

I will not say it out
I can say anything
But not that!
You have to figure it out on your own

But why/how are we not official??

I'm not telling you!
*highly frustrated and embarrassed*

*whines*

Ugghhh
Bc you never ask me!
Among 7 billions human being, and all the idiots that have hit on me
I picked this one! The most idiotic idiot

Never ask you what!! >:o/

Ask me the thing that makes people official
I swear if I had to do this in person, I would cry ;-;

Oh
OH
Oh alright, um, wait

I run out of comments... ;-;
Text me!
And wait for what?
You dont even know what it is!

I've met worse idiots, like Mathias...

No one is more of an idiot than Danni
NO ONE

Well then I'd like to see an idiot vs. idiot fight.

Eh
Please no

You are probably right, I don't want gamzee to be cut up with an axe.

If anything happens to MY babe
I'm murdering the world
And y'all have it coming

That is another reason they shouldn't fight.

Or imma just fight for him and kill that poor guy

Have you ever walked across the frozen sea, just to beat someone up?

Havent
But everything has its first time

That is something Matias would do, if he had the guts.

I know an user here with that name
Double 't' tho

Hey, why would I be the one cut up? I'm totally badass

Fineass more likely ;)

Tell me I'm pretty?

Grabs* you're the prettiest boy ever!
Mine!

*hugs* :D

Just dont go bald

*a single hair falls off*
It has begun

Sighs* I guess I have to leave you then

*hair magically flies back* Eh I can wait a few years

You want me to leave you after a few years?

With a few years I mean decades

Rolls eyes* won't you text me back then?

*kisses cheek* Maybe

Are you challenging me
I guess imma reply Micheal then

I replied, I replied D:

Then you stop!
Totally texting him now!