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huinsaeyeou
· 8 years ago
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But if it's wasps don't hesitate to use a flamethrower.
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guest
· 7 years ago
Neighbors will forgive you for burning down the town
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deleted
· 8 years ago
In my head I see the Bee-man from the simpsons driving around the city collecting bees...in a honeycomb car of course..
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deleted
· 8 years ago
Wait, that's NOT his job?
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deleted
· 8 years ago
You like jazz?
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xandri
· 8 years ago
Also if they are swarming they will set up in a spot not too far from the original hive while the scouts look for the best place to set up the new hive. So a lot of the time they will move on in a day or two.
deleted
· 8 years ago
Don't kill bees! They're the reason why we have fruit, vegetables and flowers!
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jensensbooty
· 7 years ago
The bee keepers won't take our bees so we have no choice but to kill them ourselves. They said they don't want our bees bc they're "Africanized bees" which means they can kill a person. Great.
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deleted
· 7 years ago
Can't you just put muzzles on them?
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jensensbooty
· 7 years ago
Are you high? If so I'll take what you're having
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deleted
· 7 years ago
No I was just making a joke -_-
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trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
People on this site
guest
· 7 years ago
What about wasps?
kingswitcherii
· 7 years ago
We need bees.
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trustnthngmulder
· 8 years ago
Why would I give it to him. Here's how you do it... Go to that tree trunk or wherever they are and whisper "mat, mat, mat, mat, mat" Queen will get out (I'm not kidding this is real) . Grab her (by the pussy) and put her in your own hive which you can open unlike tree trunk, and she'll call her bees to a new home. If it's winter feed them with sugar.
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guest
· 7 years ago
Ruok?
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trustnthngmulder
· 7 years ago
Whaaat? Dude, this is how you make... I don't know how you call 'em.... bee societies. Those are not wild bees. Those are just runaway domesticated bees. Every now and then new queen bee is born, and she kills the old one. If she can't she runs away. To a tree trunk, like a pussy she is. To live like a homeless punk. And there she makes her own colony. Of coward children. You kidnap her and give her new home. And children find her. And make you honey. God darn, you'd die out of hunger in woods.
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