How would you be described?

that one girl who is really weird anxious and depressed at the same time who is cast out

That bamf that bends the world to his will and always has a pop culture reference for any occasion..

The sarcastic asshole who's too smart and lazy for his own good.

"You stay well away from that one, Protagonist," warned the obligatory Friend-Who-Somehow-Knows-Everyone. "That one's a fangirl."

"This is the wee lass who needs help desperately. She cannot make up her own damn mind, and needs attention always"

The weirdly passive agressive friendless child.

Cynical creature whom everyone thinks is lazy, but he prefers to believe that there are things worth doing, and things not worth expending effort on. Hates small scale familial social gatherings. They feel very awkward.

"That guy who claims to be evil all the time but hasn't taken over a city in years"

''Cries a lot, tho she has absolutely nothing to cry for. Also has father issues, claims that she needs no one but is clingy af. Thank god she is adorable.''

"A strange and antisocial weirdo who constantly makes abnormal ideas in their head."

What book is that from?