This made me really happy for some reason

It would fill my heart, as well as his, with joy.

"I had no idea muggles could possibly be so uninteresting"
Him meeting me

"He must be mentally ill or something"

Look at you just tapping away on your little device, may I see it
*hands it to him and ruins Arthur Weasley

I kinda like the idea of solving crimes with Father Brown better ;) Get it?

This is the sweetest

That would make everything a lot worse! I would realize that Hogwarts truly exist and I never got my lost on the way Hogwarts letter I've waiting all my life, because I am nothing but another Muggle....