I had a huge crush on this girl..we were hanging out one morning and she asked if I wanted to shower with her..I said "no, I already showered today" :( i didn't realize til later that she was dtf
OK guys, let me cheer you up after all that cringe
How I met my wife: In high school I decided to go to a then not super close friend's birthday bowling party after he insists. After my turn to bowl, I sit down and this girl props her feet up on my legs like, "I'ma just chill here." At first I'm offended like, "Why are you putting those nasty rental shoes on my legs?" but I'm too awkward to react or say anything. Then it dawns on me that she's flirting and I start to panic like, "OH Shit! How do I not screw this up?!*heart pounding*" So I just sit there playing it cool on the outside until it's my turn again... I pick up her feet, put them on the floor, bowl my turn, sit down, pick up her feet and put them back on my legs. Fast forward 12 years, we're married, still madly in love, and our 1 year old is the cutest thing I've ever seen. (We did break up in high school, and I did have to wait another 9 years to get her back, but it was absolutely worth it. I wouldn't change a thing.)
I pity the girls that had to put up with this shit xD
How I met my wife: In high school I decided to go to a then not super close friend's birthday bowling party after he insists. After my turn to bowl, I sit down and this girl props her feet up on my legs like, "I'ma just chill here." At first I'm offended like, "Why are you putting those nasty rental shoes on my legs?" but I'm too awkward to react or say anything. Then it dawns on me that she's flirting and I start to panic like, "OH Shit! How do I not screw this up?!*heart pounding*" So I just sit there playing it cool on the outside until it's my turn again... I pick up her feet, put them on the floor, bowl my turn, sit down, pick up her feet and put them back on my legs. Fast forward 12 years, we're married, still madly in love, and our 1 year old is the cutest thing I've ever seen. (We did break up in high school, and I did have to wait another 9 years to get her back, but it was absolutely worth it. I wouldn't change a thing.)
Sometimes guys are clueless, or God forbid, just don't want to move quickly. Get over it.