Real dogs are better

I hate the little yapping creatures too

And they're vicious

Don't get me started, let's just say I got attacked once by one and had zero qualms about drop kicking the little creature into a trash can. My grandma didn't talk to me for three months.

"Rodentents"

Awful spelling gosh.

R.O.U.S.

They're so small and aggressive
... fuck I'm a Chihuahua

Rats in disguise.

So are pugs ... why do people keep breeding them?

I don't like chihuahuas either but I have one so I love her