Nobody. If you think this is how you should ask someone out, and you are above 6, then you are an evolutionary failure and will never contribute to the gene pool.
Your knee-jerk defense mechanism isn't fooling anyone, eternal1.
You can be honest with us. Allowing a deep, dark truth to finally be known can be quite cathartic.
Sure, I'll bite. The issue i have with you is that you're a 36 year old man with the mentality of a 13 year old, with a sexual addiction to my little pony to boot. It disgusts me and I do not respect you as a human being, and believe that you have done humanity a great disservice by contributing to the gene pool. I do, however, take solace in the fact that, as you divorced with your wife in favor of masturbation to children's cartoons, you will not be in your children's lives as much, limiting the psychological damage you would bestow upon them otherwise as an immature and deviant father.
That's like the only meme you've got. It doesn't even really mean anything. In the end, objectively speaking, you're the single most pathetic person on the site, though if a guest or two are pedophiles, you might have some competition for that title
The distractions you employ to avoid this subject seem to be weakening. Perhaps some part of you craves the release? You don't have to hold it in any longer, friend.
Who. Hurt. You?
You can be honest with us. Allowing a deep, dark truth to finally be known can be quite cathartic.
You still haven't told us who hurt you so.
Do you lash out at others because you're worried about people hurting you again?