Birds freak me out

Everyone knows that if you don't swallow, the sperms take flight and seek out any cooch in close proximity.

Uh oh, Any cooch...That comment made me think of the episode of Family Guy where Lois dad gets his dog pregnant and the puppies have his head on a dogs body

The implication is that he would prefer oral sex to normal sex more often if his wife swallowed. I have to admit swallowing is quite nice but it's like 5% of the enjoyment. We're not going to forgo 95% of the enjoyment just for that last little bit's absence.