Also completed every Dark Souls game on three monitors at the same time, blindfolded

I don't really get eels.
Like, are they snakes or slugs?
Make up your mind!

@sincere_milkshake He just wiggles his body around. There are videos of him swimming on youtube. I thought this was kind of funny..."Vujicic has two small and deformed feet, one of which he calls his "chicken drumstick" because of its shape." -wiki

@famousone eels are the spawn of Satan.

Sent into the ocean to impregnate swimmers?