Now this one, I can get behind

You won't like my Tumblr page then.

How about "Making a website that requires an account even if you just wanna browse or use it once is now punishable by death."

Yep. Just wait until you are using an ipad doing an assignment and every time you open/close that thing on the side your music stops and you have to start it again

You DO realize that this is yet another thing that Lord Dampnut has stolen from Stephen Colbert. This one being his big, furry hat routine.