My husband's logic there is no way they remember what I wore yesterday in that store.
We walk in "Hi (husband's name) Hay did you have a long night? I see you still wearing your hard to kidnap shirt."
Husband face so looks like he just said fuck in his head. So I say "It was laundry day yesterday and he loves this shirt I almost have to clean it everynight so he can wear it every day." The guy laughs and says yeah I have a shirt like that and my husband just laughs and that was the last time he wore the same clothes two days in a row.
Cause that is my fav dress
We walk in "Hi (husband's name) Hay did you have a long night? I see you still wearing your hard to kidnap shirt."
Husband face so looks like he just said fuck in his head. So I say "It was laundry day yesterday and he loves this shirt I almost have to clean it everynight so he can wear it every day." The guy laughs and says yeah I have a shirt like that and my husband just laughs and that was the last time he wore the same clothes two days in a row.