911, what's your emergency?

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deleted · 8 years ago · FIRST

Cause of death: too broke to call an ambulance

dr_richard_ew · 8 years ago

Cause of death: trying to smuggle Americans to canada so they can afford to call an ambulance

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vodka · 8 years ago

Cause of death: trying to convince the first responder that the street I'm on actually exists

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i_ · 8 years ago

*too poor*
ftfy

tony007 · 8 years ago

Cause of death: Too slow to call 911

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guest · 8 years ago

I nailed my finger to a bird house accidentally

deleted · 8 years ago

Haha, nice reference

pascalito · 8 years ago

"Idk I wouldn't want to bother them..."

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majestic_yumps · 8 years ago

Cause of death: to embarrassed to call the ambulance

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