A sad story

Shut up. No she didn't.
Shit, I had a mini heart attack and I had to google her to double check

I know she didn't. I was just trying to make a 4-word sad story. It seems to have worked.

Well I hope you're happy. You put me through a lot of emotional distress

If she actually did die, someone would've made a post about it.

Josh Nichols just had a heart attack because of that comment.

Josh killed Oprah again.