Every guy after valentines day GIF

Except for mine. I got absolutely nothing

*single people laughing while crying in the distance*

Nah, my wallet maybe empty but my debit card isn't, screw this commercial trainwreck of a holiday I'm single and happy!

Here's the thing though... yes I hate the invention of a commercialized holiday like Vday. Yes I'm single.
I'll still hate it if I start dating.

I'll still spoil my lady though... but not nessacarily on Vday. I don't need a holiday excuse to spoil the woman in my life.