That's So Not Fair

WHY IS SHE TWEETING IN ALL CAPS

I caught my son ripping through our bathroom drawers. I asked Why? He said he was trying to find my secret candy.

I was unwrapping a pad in a public restroom at a movie theater once, and I heard a kid go "Mommm, you told me there weren't any snacks here!"
I feel very bad for that poor child.