4th Grader Haiku

This kid is going places
Oxford? Well, how genius is this?

I like the faint, pencil smiley face in the middle of the paper.

I hate broccoli
And think it really sucks
Why is it not meat
- by Mini deadpool

Yes a great haiku
Yes a great haiku indeed
I don't like eating grapefruit

That's from a children's book

Hate to be that person but this wouldn't be considered a haiku. Traditionally, Haiku's have to have reference to nature to be considered a Haiku. Like mentioning animals or plants or the earth or something.