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Getting soap in the hole is just as bad as being kicked in the balls
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7 years ago by
majestic_yumps
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rosalinas
· 7 years ago
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''Holy fucking cow tits'' is my new fav swear phrase
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majestic_yumps
· 7 years ago
Well I'm glad you're happy. I'm over here wondering what I did wrong to deserve this
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rosalinas
· 7 years ago
Woah...
My poor child
*pats* it will be better
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jimcrichton
· 7 years ago
"cowzuri" ?
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rwby_rose
· 7 years ago
Eeek,that sounds awful. Hope you're doing better now o_o
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majestic_yumps
· 7 years ago
it's still burning like the antichrist on a Sunday
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rwby_rose
· 7 years ago
Ouch..hopefully it'll stop burning. Stupid question,but have you tried googling this?
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majestic_yumps
· 7 years ago
Last time this happened to me it burned for a few days
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rwby_rose
· 7 years ago
You didn't answer my question. Wait,this has happened before??
majestic_yumps
· 7 years ago
No I haven't. And yes, like last year
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rwby_rose
· 7 years ago
Google it
Idk if it'll help,but it's always worth a shot
majestic_yumps
· 7 years ago
I bet if I google it it will say I actually have dick cancer XD
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rwby_rose
· 7 years ago
Not if you Google it using the right terms.
majestic_yumps
· 7 years ago
"Soap stuck in dick"
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rwby_rose
· 7 years ago
Try "soap stuck in urethra". Maybe add "male" to that search.
majestic_yumps
· 7 years ago
I wanna google image it and see if there's a picture of a whole bar of soap stuck in some guys cock hole
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rwby_rose
· 7 years ago
I would not advise that..
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majestic_yumps
· 7 years ago
XD I gotta get the sleeps night peeps
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rwby_rose
· 7 years ago
Night dude,good luck with your little.."burning issue"..
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deleted
· 7 years ago
How
And is it just soap? Does it hurt when you stick anything else up? Like small things? Are some people into that?
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majestic_yumps
· 7 years ago
I heard that if you're suffering from erectile dysfunction you can stick a small stick kinda tool up there and it should help
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mialinay
· 7 years ago
@german_satan
every fetish exists. And I may or may not have seen video material which proves that some people are into that.
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deleted
· 7 years ago
What if you stuck a pencil up your dick hole and just bent your dick to break it
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majestic_yumps
· 7 years ago
First of all your dick hole must be REALLY loose and second why would you think of something like that XD
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deleted
· 7 years ago
I mean, it's the first thing that comes to mind.
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majestic_yumps
· 7 years ago
Naturally
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mialinay
· 7 years ago
Ew ouch. Is the first thing that comes to MY mind.
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rosalinas
· 7 years ago
@dr_Richard_ew
want a pencil?
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dr_richard_ew
· 7 years ago
That would be nice
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deleted
· 7 years ago
You can use one of those skewer sticks
That goes up easier
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majestic_yumps
· 7 years ago
You can actually get tools for it
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majestic_yumps
· 7 years ago
I've seen a documentary or something like that
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smbadat
· 7 years ago
Aren't they called catheters?
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mialinay
· 7 years ago
Catheters are medical, but there are also sex toys like that.
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rosalinas
· 7 years ago
Everything is sex toy if you're brave enough
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mialinay
· 7 years ago
And if you've got access to it
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deleted
· 7 years ago
This is worse than that time I got ass bumps
majestic_yumps
· 7 years ago
The tit milk is ass bumps?
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deleted
· 7 years ago
wHAT
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majestic_yumps
· 7 years ago
What are ass bumps?
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deleted
· 7 years ago
I washed my asshole, it got irritated, and thus, ass bumps
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majestic_yumps
· 7 years ago
Ew.
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rosalinas
· 7 years ago
What did you wash it with, man...
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tonkalegacy
· 7 years ago
Eh, doesn't sound that bad, unless there is itching involved
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deleted
· 7 years ago
1. I washed it with shampoo
2. I itched hard
@kisnotundercover
remembers this
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rosalinas
· 7 years ago
Why on earth would you wash your butt with shampoo...
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mialinay
· 7 years ago
Butt stuff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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rosalinas
· 7 years ago
I think oil would be a much better choice if you don't wanna use lube
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mialinay
· 7 years ago
Nah I was just implying that that was the reason for him to keep it clean
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deleted
· 7 years ago
I have no idea, that was two years ago
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smbadat
· 7 years ago
A few years back, I tried to jerk off with soap.
I feel your pain
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majestic_yumps
· 7 years ago
Conditioner works better
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smbadat
· 7 years ago
Yeah, I discovered that as well
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My poor child
*pats* it will be better
Idk if it'll help,but it's always worth a shot
And is it just soap? Does it hurt when you stick anything else up? Like small things? Are some people into that?
That goes up easier
2. I itched hard
@kisnotundercover remembers this
I feel your pain