More realistic version

I guess I'd be an antihero then

I'd waste my powers on stupid shit. *Uses heat vision to gently fry bacon* *user superspeed to get to school on time while being able to get ready at the last minute* *uses super intelligence to simply pase exams and be too lazy to innovate*

*uses time stop to take naps when convenient*

You humans are all parasites

what are you, Jewish?

The Grim Reaper, who the hell else?

now that's edgy as F U C K