One of my favourite shows

Have you at least tried rescuing him?

Nope. I can't find him. He could be anywhere...

That's sad :(
Let me know If you need a human subject next time you attempt teleportation
I'd love to see where I'll end up

I hope you end up where I live ;)

That was smooth
What's it like there?

If you're interested in trying not to kill someone, but with a chance of being enveloped by the sweet embrace of death, I'm down for that

At least the teleportation didn't end up like it did in The Fly where the baboon got turned inside out.

It's nice, just very snowy

I don't mind, that sounds fun
The cold never bothered me anyway

Sounds good to me
Step on the teleporter and see where you go

Alright become a fly mutant and beg to have your brains blown out, be my guest.

*steps on teleporter*
I hope this works

Alright, let's see
*bzzzzzzZZZZAP!*

@grimreaper I think I'll trust doctor Ew

Well you're scheduled to die by gunshot to the skull in a week.

Where am I?
Did everything work out?

When you were teleported, a spider got teleported with you and you became a mutant.

Oh no,is it fixable?

Have you seen The Fly?

Nope

It is very fixable. I have a potion right here that will remove the spideryness from you

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NH-8L1iZq20
Watch that

Yay, doctor Ew to the rescue
Give me the potion
@grimreaper so that's why you mentioned the gunshot to the head.
That was ugly btw

*splashes potion on you, you revert back to normal*
There we go, just as beautiful as before

Good effects though

Thank you dear, I'm glad the teleporter worked!
Well, yeah, they're pretty good considering it's an old movie

Do you feel any different?

I'm a little dizzy from the process,but other than that I feel fine
Why?
Don't tell me there's another part in that movie

At least you feel good and that there were no side effects whatsoever
*hugs*

No burst of energy, strength, or libido?

*holds you tight*
I guess
I'm always excited to see doctor Ew, so that's why I might seem full of energy

More so than usual.

So you're full of energy, eh?

@grimreaper can you blame me?Look at him
@dr_richard_ew yeap, what do you wanna do now that I'm here?

Richie watch out. You might be having a mutant baby

Follow me to the bedroom and let's find out

*follows you*
This is exciting, I wonder what you have in mind

*shows you the bedroom*

Have fun smashing a mutant. Don't come running to me when your head gets eaten praying mantis style

Wow! I can hardly contain myself
Do you have any cool collections?
Any eyeballs in jars?
Grim,I promise I won't do anything
Tonight, at least

I have a collection of VHS movies... want to watch one of those?

That's awesome!
Do you have any Disney ones?

Heck yeah I got Disney! Which one do you want to watch?

You keep getting more and more awesome, dear doctor!
Which one is your favourite?

Do you have The Thing in your possession?

From the original animation studio? Hunchback of Notre Dame. In general? Nightmare Before Christmas

Let's watch Nightmare before Christmas then,since I've never watched it myself

GASP
We gotta do this

Is it a happy movie?
I'm in a rather bad mood, so I don't wanna cry

Eh kinda

It's a happy movie. I doubt you will cry

Alright then, let's do it
Can I sit next to you?

Sure. Take a seat!

*sits next to you*
(And no spoilers ,ok?
I might actually watch it tomorrow)

That's good! It's really good

@dr_richard_ew so I watched the movie and I loved it
It was weird and it cheered me up

That's good! Did you like the characters?

I did!
The mad scientist had a familiar vibe somehow

I knew him at evil school; he was one of my best friends, alongside heinz

There's a school?
Doctor Heinz from Phineas and Ferb?

Yes and yes

Cool

As ice

*winks at you with both eyes at the same time*

Wink wonk

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

"Cue dramatic music."

"Jaime wants big boom."

"When in doubt, C4."

"Bigger gun?" "Bigger gun."

"Well, there's your problem."

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.

*points to the .30-06 bullet*
This kills you.
*points to the .50 bullet*
This kills you and everyone else in the room.