I love Scottish twitter

Aye, don't put the change in my hand. Lay the coins flat on the counter so have to claw and fondle them back awkwardly in front of you for 6 days

It feels more like years the way they stare it you--but it was their fault the whole time: "you made me this way"

Scottish twitter is a fuckin' goldmine. Yes, I need more.

I need simon pegg to read all of these in a scottish accent.

Not sure what I love more: the Scottish twitter or the thing about the coins