Sleeping naked is all well and good until your mother rips the blankets off you in the middle of the morning to wake you up and you're sitting with your penis out.
My wife and I both slept naked until our son was born. Sleeping naked is just a lot more comfortable. But when he was young and waking up in the night, we didn't want to have to make him wait for us to get our pjs on. And now he's old enough to get out of bed and come into our room.
Years ago, I was staying with my girlfriend at her grandpa's house. We slept naked, and in the middle of the night someone tried to steal my car. Grandpa came bursting in to warn me; half-asleep, I tore the covers off and jumped out of bed pointing my dobber at the old man.
There's no forgetting an expression like the one on that poor man's face, it seems.
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· 7 years ago
*lays down*
*constantly changing positions*
*gets hard*
Oh my lord
There's no forgetting an expression like the one on that poor man's face, it seems.
*constantly changing positions*
*gets hard*
Oh my lord