Anger

That sounds like so much work, I usually just stab people

"The gay war"

This is a legend

Chaotic good

If this were true, he is one guy who cares too much and clearly has too much time on his hands. Or his arsehole.

Love it!

this is splendid !! :D

This story sounds like it comes from someone who has an overdue date with Karma. And it ain't gonna be pretty.