Never smash boy's toy collection, you are warned
7 years ago by jess91 · 830 Likes · 6 comments · Popular
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willfree
· 7 years ago
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I like how the title is "Never smash your man's toys " and not "Never kill your wife"
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ewqua
· 7 years ago
Priorities.
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maebubbles
· 7 years ago
I knocked my ex's batsman picture off the wall during an argument and he responded by punching a massive hole in said wall next to my head. Real lesson- don't overreact.
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chakun
· 7 years ago
I mean... I'm sure he didn't Mean to kill her, but she probably just wouldn't stop. I would plead temporary insanity.
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lindsmolinari
· 7 years ago
oh sure, how does this sound: the other day my friend forgot to return my fave pencil i borrowed her and i "accidentally" killed her for it. didn't mean to but y'know, bitch walked out the door with my pencil. i went temporarily insane and all. wasn't my fault.
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chakun
· 7 years ago
Well, if you had time to plan the murder a temporay insanity plea won't work.
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