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mrdad01
· 7 years ago
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I'm 30 (31 on Sunday) and have a retirement plan. I also have my own cellphone own a house and two cars, what does that make me?
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· 7 years ago
The ringmaster
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i_
· 7 years ago
It makes you someone who's gonna be wished a happy birthday you tinklewinkle.
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i_
· 7 years ago
HAPPY BIRTRHDADY @MRDAD01
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mrdad01
· 7 years ago
Thanks, I wish it would've been a better day but last year is still weighing heavy on me.
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pokethebear
· 7 years ago
Happy birthday. I see you narrowly avoided being an April fool.
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i_
· 7 years ago
What happened last year?
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i_
· 7 years ago
if you don't mind me asking
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mrdad01
· 7 years ago
I was originally supposed to be due on April 1st but pulled a prank and come on 3/26 a fact that besides being a 30 hour labor I have never been allowed to forget which also makes me the only odd ball in my family as both my parents and sibling were born in April. @i_ my mother and my best friend both died of slightly different forms of brain cancer within two months of each other unfortunately my already depressive personality took a major blow and well if I didn't have a kid to take care of I would not be alive right now.
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i_
· 7 years ago
what the fuck man that's terrible.
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mrdad01
· 7 years ago
My family has terrible luck, I always say that if I ever won the lottery I'd get robbed two minutes later.
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pokethebear
· 7 years ago
How long you been around @i_?
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i_
· 7 years ago
like...january? February?
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pokethebear
· 7 years ago
Ok. Mr Dad's friend was one of us.
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i_
· 7 years ago
That kinda sucks. A lot.
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sincere_milkshake
· 7 years ago
How do you not have your own phone? As soon as I was old enough to get a job, my mum stopped paying for mine.
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guest
· 7 years ago
Not all parents treat their kids the same.
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pokethebear
· 7 years ago
First woman, I'm not sure I trust you, turn around slowly...
matthewg
· 7 years ago
I pretty much am all of these freaks, except I'm not on a dating service.
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cupcakelover
· 7 years ago
so basically, ur a lady that doesn't have a single tattoo????
matthewg
· 7 years ago
I'm 4 ladies and 3 dudes, for those playing the home game.
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guest
· 7 years ago
Shut up mgoveia
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matthewg
· 7 years ago
How's the guest life treating you, fan?
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