Anon miserably fails when attempting to come out of the closet to his parents

The mental images were glorious

I would kill myself then and there.

This why i always just wing it. If i plan it, it always ends up bad. When i say bad i mean tripping down the stairs bad

If my son come out that way, I would just ''replace 'no' with 'and' and you got me, honey''
Give him a high five then go back to my gardening