Surprise

*fills babtizing tub with dildos*
Who wants a holy fuck?

Seduce the pastor

*tears up* This is a proud moment. Want to sacrifice a virgin to Satan with me?

I have 5 virgins in the basement. Let's holy fuck them on the altar. That should be plenty of sin

Son you've done me a proud. Let's do it.

*does the deed and @german_satan appears*

*participates in the deed* Our overlord is here at last!

Here I am

Wow, this is quite something

You're not the one we're waiting for doc.

....Shouldn't I be enough?

You're not Satan, sorry. Begone imposter!

I am no Satan, but I am better... I am an Ew!

You're not better how dare you

*grabs popcorn* dis gon be gud

THE PARTY HAS ARRIVED

Excuse me? All you do is be the Lord of evil, I can do better than that

How so?