I always wondered if Jesus, being carpenter and all, ever made a cross for romans before that. I mean, they didn't have chairs and tables and beds, they ate, slept, fornicated on the ground (I'm not mocking them, my grandparents did the same) so, the main products of His were probably crosses.
Dude, my grandmas and grampas thousands of miles and years from sand-land didn't have beds till 1950s, they slept on hay and rags, I promise you, at least 90% of people here didn't have beds in 1000 AD, let alone BC, we're no England and Roman Empire @sinceremilkshake
What the fuck. You said the Romans didn't have beds, chairs and tables, and I corrected you. I said nothing about your grandparents. How the fuck would I know what they have in their house?
I meant Jews didn't have tables, I think Romans got their furniture shipped from Apeninian peninsula. Jews ate laying on the ground. And slept on hay and rags. Romans were rich upper class all the others were basicaly dogs. @sinceremilkshake
Hohoho yes they were. At Passover we lay on the ground and eat from the floor, for the Christmas Eve, my christian part of the family as well eats on the floor... why are we doing it?! We try to recreate the setting. I don't know where you don't read stuff. You have 300x faster internet, just few clicks and you can get smarter, cause these arguments are literaly hurting my brain. Like talking to an Amazonian tribesman.
We were talking about Jews, and now you've branched onto Christianity.
You mentioned the last supper. I don know if you've seen the painting, but all though they were sitting on the floor, they had a table they put all the food on. No one is forcing you and you family to eat from the floor, that's a decision you've chosen to make.
And yes, Jesus was born in a stable, but he didn't live in one for the rest of his life.
You act you're the most intelligent person on this site, when in reality you don't know shit.
Phah. Do you know that I know exactly what you're gonna say... I knew you were gonna bring up the Last supper table. You do know that's a painting of Da Vinchi, and that they painted as they thought it was (or rather how they were ordered by the... .). Jesus wasn't strawberry blond, as on that paint yet all the christendom thinks he was. If we believe what we see on paintings and in movies, we'd think the Crusaders walk like the Cripples (reffering to Orlando Bloom Crusader) and Cimmerians look like Austrian Schwarzenegger Conan. Jesus slept in ahalf barn half living room, on the rags, he shat in hole and stank like a goat, just like my grandma, and much worse.
We lay on the side, not on the back. Even Romans ate laying on the back, but I think they had sofas. Greek philosophers from the Plato's Synposion supper ate like that. Everyone knows that. Everyone but you. Instead of reading Plato, you watch the movie, and I'm not smarter than you... It's not like they didn't know what bed is, like Mayans who had wheel but not herse, they just didn't see what's the point,and they didn't want to waste their scarce money. Only the richest had it. It was hot anyway, sleeping on floor was better. Middle East people still sleep on it. @sinceremilkshake Read, study, do the research, it's not hard, few clicks a day, or just listen to smarter people.
Is that a pun I see?
Apparently stress causes me to unknowingly warp time.
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You mentioned the last supper. I don know if you've seen the painting, but all though they were sitting on the floor, they had a table they put all the food on. No one is forcing you and you family to eat from the floor, that's a decision you've chosen to make.
And yes, Jesus was born in a stable, but he didn't live in one for the rest of his life.
You act you're the most intelligent person on this site, when in reality you don't know shit.
You can't lay down and eat at the same time. You would choke