Wait, I realise that I'm supposed to be a ray of sunshine, so I'm going to add this:
If the door is locked, kick the motherfucker down and break it open.
Then wedge the heaviest door stop you can find in front of it, even if it's a 100 pound boulder. When the door's open there is no requirement to walk in, you can slide, tumble, quarterback dive, or backward roll. It doesn't matter how you enter, it is life and it is good.
If the door is locked, kick the motherfucker down and break it open.